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thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist

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when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

  • bomb: 0:05
  • five minutes later
  • bomb: 0:04
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twentyonepilotz:

"have you ever had a song written about you"

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spoopybacon:

So in my anthropology class, my teacher assigned a Wonder of the World project where we could make a Powerpoint, model, or poster on any wonder of the world we wanted. It didn’t even have to be an official wonder, just something we thought could be worthy of being one. So I had…

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dexter-spikes:

to be the very best

dexter-spikes:

to be the very best

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sentimentalvelvet:

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mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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cybersity:

Et phone home

cybersity:

Et phone home

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kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

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thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

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"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

— Marc Maron (via heureun)

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