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marinasexual:

i dont think i love a picture as much as i love this one

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iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

(via snorlaxatives)

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hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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joshhutchercat:

joshhutchercat:

pumpedup-kicksss:

joshhutchercat:

what did the tractor say to the other tractor

Wanna fuck

what

he said “i’m atTRACTORed to u” not that it matters anymore

(via softlimes)

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What people need to learn:

abnormollies:

Birth control is not abortion.

Birth control prevents abortion.

Don’t deny birth control coverage and then try to get rid of abortion.

We’re running out of options here.

(via softlimes)

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asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

(via softlimes)

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via pizza)

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pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

(Source: supremecute, via softlimes)

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queenofflutterdash:

do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man 

(via joshpeck)

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via joshpeck)

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snorlaxatives:

nash grier kinda looks like the type of person who doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs and talks during the movie in movie theaters 

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galaxys4:

*replaces lube with super glue*

(via carolxne)

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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

(Source: -trillium-, via thesassmastergeneral)