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jeanroqueraltique:

making a new friend

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they turn out to be a complete asshole

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interquast:

there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years

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swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(Source: moderatelybadbitch, via icarly-official)

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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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hancljob:

weak tbh

hancljob:

weak tbh

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awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

(via icarly-official)

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bussykiller:

precumming:

jigglypuff is unstoppable in the new smash bros

why she look like she smoked the biggest bowl of 2k14

bussykiller:

precumming:

jigglypuff is unstoppable in the new smash bros

why she look like she smoked the biggest bowl of 2k14

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slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via officialwhitegirls)

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sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

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dveon:

fux u

dveon:

fux u

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sugercube75:

You know who looks nice today? You do. You look beautiful, handsome, amazing! Everyone’s idea of “beauty” is different. You’re always absolutely stunning to someone. It might not even be you who thinks you look nice, but someone does. Smile, take a picture! You look AWESOME! Rock what makes you comfortable.

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sorry:

as all the halloween posts are being posted now, when it actually gets to the 31st of october its just going to be like:

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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